Things we'll never see

Maybe this will seem a bit sulky, but with Xtranormal going belly-up, I thought I'd  post some of the ideas for Ursula Hitler's Head that I'll never get to do now. I don't know how many of these I'll post, but I certainly have plenty of stuff I always thought I'd get around to doing someday...

I had a whole storyline planned out where Lulzo the Killer Clown was going to afflict S & M with a virus that would turn them into their sex fantasies, starting with the mild stuff and gradually working up to their "ultimate" fantasy. Sweetie would turn into people like 1966 Captain Kirk and George Clooney in a tuxedo, mostly because those are the Xtranormal character designs that would be available! And she'd have some fun with that. But it would be quite an ordeal for Meany, as he turned into all sorts of embarrassing people, like Lindsay Lohan in her orange prison jumpsuit (again, the character model was ready to use.) And the whole time, he would be panicking about the revelation of his "ultimate" fantasy... because of course, Sweetie herself is his great, secret love.

In the end, they would BOTH turn into Sweetie. (We've established many times that Sweetie has a lot of self-love.) Just when we think Meany's secret has been revealed, Sweetie would laugh and say something like, "Jesus, Lulzo fucked up, yet again! He gave you MY fantasy, instead of yours!" Meany would agree that that's exactly what must have happened, but after it was over and Meany turned back into himself, there would be the subtle implication that Sweetie may very well have known what was really going on, but for her own reasons she allowed Meany to keep his true feelings secret.

Sigh. That one could've been fun. Ah, well.