Your eyes can be so cruel...

A shot of moi from the Labyrinth of Jareth ball the other night. There was a time when I would've gone crazy with a big photo essay about everything I saw and did. Well, gone are the days. Suffice to say, there is a huge, crazy party going on, just out of frame. Like, 20 feet to the right, there are people in goblin costumes, tottering around on stilts. There's probably somebody jumping through a flaming hoop, too. And there is insane Renaissance fair cleavage busting out all over the place.

We took a whole bunch of photos of me, but this was one of the few that didn't make me weep. I have got to get serious about losing the last of those extra pounds. If the body is a temple, mine is turning into one of those crumbling, overgrown places where Lara Croft gets attacked by giant monkey statues.